Heading out.

Let's be honest: Apaches are freakin' cool. Apache pilots, on the other hand, are not. They think they are, but we all know the truth! In each flight school class, there's always that one dude from Texas that ONLY wants to fly Apaches. And we all know he's the ONLY one that wants to fly Apaches! There's one simple trick to ensuring you get to fly the best gunship in the world: land at the very bottom of the OML! Sometimes normal people get stuck with Apaches because there's just nothing left to choose. After #1, 2, and 3 pick Chinooks and #4-10 pick Blackhawks, the only thing left is Apaches. 🤷🏻‍♂️ It's a bummer, but sometimes that's just the way the cookie crumbles. Thankfully Apaches don't need good pilots because they really don't do much other than fly around in circles. That is, if they even get off the ground in the first place. 🤙🏻

These guys are always flying! They must log 10 hours a day! 😳